Friday, July 17, 2009

Horror or Porn: You Decide.

It's been YEARS since I sat down and made fun of pornography properly ...yet just today I got another email of "You have to totally see this terrible, terrible movie." I won't tell you guys much about it, but I will share the poster for it.
Porno or Horror film?
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Dear God, looking at it....it could be a prequel to TEETH. And that's not a good thing.

Just wanted to share the pain.
-Jared
"who gets more emails concerning ye olde pornographic nightmare fuel than he cares to admit"

PS: If you're having sex and it makes the "BOING" noise, you're doing something very wrong. Or fooling around with a clown which is, if you'll remember, very VERY wrong.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say it's porn... I've never heard of ANYTHING Seka did that wasn't.

8:17 AM  
Blogger Jared said...

There's a good reason to stay Anonymous on a blog....admitting you know who Seka is. It either means a) you're from a few generations back or b) you're way too into porn.

Admittedly I recognized the name so I can't say too much.
:sigh:
-Jared

8:23 AM  
Blogger Graham said...

Horror or porn... why can't it be both?

3:06 AM  
OpenID nathanjfealko said...

I enjoy your horror reviews more, personally.

9:05 PM  
Anonymous Oberon said...

Agreed.

10:16 PM  
Blogger Quacthulhu said...

Oh, that's more porno than horro...

But I'm more afraid of the "ZAP! WHOOSH!" than the "BOING!"

1:47 AM  
Blogger Geist said...

Goren?
Why not!

11:30 AM  
Blogger Hawk said...

Horron?

Amusingly my word verification is:

salsbat

I don't want to discuss Sal's bat...

2:31 PM  
Blogger Graham said...

Mine is Bicult. (Which I initially read as Biscult.)

Now I can't tell if I'm hungry or disturbed.

Again, probably both.

11:40 PM  
Anonymous tbok1992@yahoo.com said...

Hey Jared, for something completely different (IE, Not Porn Related), I have a horror/comedy film to reccomend to you. It's called Red Victoria, directed by Antony Brownrigg (Interestingly enough, he's the son of the guy who directed Don't Look in the Basement). It's about this guy trying to write a horror script whom indavertently summons a zombielike muse called Victoria whom starts killing off his friends a nd loved ones to try and teach him the meaning of true horror. It was done on almost no budget, but the few reviews there are of it are quite good. SO, I think you should check it out.

10:29 AM  

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