Thursday, September 10, 2009

A Teaser...

Jet Lag is at an end and a horrible/wonderful realization has set upon me: I'm really, really busy. Seriously, I've got a lot of painting to do in a short period of time. It's awesome but the catch is: Since it's corporate work I can't share it. There will be something on the site next Wednesday, but I wanted to let you guys know that I'm not going on Hiatus or missing updates due to not caring. You know, because if it weren't for freaks like you I couldn't be doing what I'm doing. Which is awesome.

As a horrible reward/penance, I'll be uploading my terrible fetish photography that I did years and years ago that I swore I wouldn't ever share. There's something to be said about being the guy people go to when they want "artsy" smutty pictures. There's nothing pornographic, but it's hilarious what I did as the Grand Artiste of panty shots. Here's a tease, more next week (for better or for worse), taken during my "Pretentious Artist Helps Friends Become Suicide Girls" phase:
"So...yeah. You put on high heels and lingerie and I'll...stand on top of you and throw Xmas lights at you. Huzzah, ART!"

I find it hilarious that despite going to film school, I suck at taking pictures.

PS: Work or No Work, I do plan on making up for the fiasco that was last year's Halloween Failure. I'm not sure how exactly, but I did want to throw that out there.


Blogger Dr Neo Lao said...

As a budding amatuer photographer (read: idiot with a camera and too much spare time), I have to say that I like the layout and composition of the teaser shot.

I look forward to seeing the rest of your work, as much as you'd care to share.

6:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jared you kick ass. Looking forward to whatever you got for us!

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just catching up but in the Attactix review, did u notice the ginormous bulge on wad flicking spiderman?!? Apparently, he takes Extenz... LOL!

Too Funny!

8:31 PM  
Blogger cynsanity said...

Hey, as a sort-of fetish-model for a photographer I can say that's more than a lot of others do... and also less, in some respects, which everyone should be really glad about, but then again, who knows who knows what I am talking about and I am moving and drunk and... uhm... we love you, Jared!

5:29 PM  

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