Message I got on AIM just a moment ago:

Eurogerg: "My sister had a baby a couple of months ago. She came to visit the other day. My mom was talking to the baby in the same voice she usually uses when talking to our dog. Jealous, the dog started humping the air in their general direction with his dog penis sticking out. All I could think of was "agressive genital display" which made me thing of you.

Aren't you glad that sort of thing brings you to mind?"

It's great that my friends in New York haven't forgotten about me.

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with how they remember me though.

-jared

AIM: Ohgodtherats