A very special parting gift...
While I would never be so rude or confrontational to talk about this in person, I think the following doodle/toon accurately conveys what needs to be said:
I'm not naming any names, but I think you have to have a pretty special relationship with someone to tolerate their curly pubes all over your face soap. I will say that I currently do NOT have this special relationship with anyone on the planet. Gah.