St. Patrick's Day
I just wanted to let you guys know how I spent my St. Patrick's Day....and give you a hint as to what next week's article is all about:
That's Warwick Davis (you know, "Willow" the eeeeediot) as the Leprechaun. Only he's rapping and surrounded by "zombie flygirls." God damn it, Leprechaun in the Hood is so terrible it's awesome. I think I've already confessed this somewhere on the site, but the Leprechaun movie franchise is one of my favorites. I'll explain why later, but it has a lot to do with watching Warwick smoke pot, make fun of balding obese cyborgs, jump out of men's genitalia, and make Jennifer from Friends use the "F" word while holding a shotgun (while being chased by a leprechaun). In other words, life is good.