Friday, December 23, 2005

Holiday Audio and Edible Xmas Poop?

The Christmas Stuff is UP! The fact that it includes about a bunch of audio clips of me is kind of weird, but I figured someone out there would get a kick out of it. You can find it here:
Also I got some stuff from my family. Some of it was edible so I had to open it early. Imagine my expression when I found this:
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Super...dooper...reindeer..pooper. Just want I wanted. A toy reindeer that makes edible poop. It sort of frightens me. I mean, toys shouldn't have big gaping buttholes....
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Should they?
You know what really frightens me about this thing?
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The candy is really, really good. I suppose it would have to be considering how poop's already on the consumer's mind. Gah. I will say this though: Cola-flavored jellybeans taste better fresh from a plastic reindeer anus. Such statements are the epitome of eccentric, aren't they?
Thank you Mom, for mailing a plastic reindeer with edible crap overseas. You're awesome.
-jared

4 Comments:

Anonymous asyluman said...

Yes-Nothing more delicious than reindeer ass-candy.

Woo.

9:10 PM  
Blogger Collin said...

Yum...

Oh! The paintings you sent me arrived last week! They look great! Thanks!

11:38 AM  
Blogger Derek Knight said...

you are correct, though. Toys really shouldn't have "gaping buttholes."

11:06 AM  
Blogger tenjamn said...

hey its better getting reindeer than a chicken with a gaping butthole.

11:18 AM  

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