Holiday Audio and Edible Xmas Poop?

The Christmas Stuff is UP! The fact that it includes about a bunch of audio clips of me is kind of weird, but I figured someone out there would get a kick out of it. You can find it here:

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/strange.htm

Also I got some stuff from my family. Some of it was edible so I had to open it early. Imagine my expression when I found this:

Super...dooper...reindeer..pooper. Just want I wanted. A toy reindeer that makes edible poop. It sort of frightens me. I mean, toys shouldn't have big gaping buttholes....

Should they?

You know what really frightens me about this thing?

The candy is really, really good. I suppose it would have to be considering how poop's already on the consumer's mind. Gah. I will say this though: Cola-flavored jellybeans taste better fresh from a plastic reindeer anus. Such statements are the epitome of eccentric, aren't they?

Thank you Mom, for mailing a plastic reindeer with edible crap overseas. You're awesome.

-jared