Site Statistic Poetry #2

When you run a website, your host often includes nifty toys with your site's hosting package. Two features of this have always made me laugh. The Search Word Report and the Search Query Report. The first one's just a list of words people have entered into a search engine to find your site and the other is a list of phrases people have Googled to find you stuff. In mine you find popular phrases like: Wolfman has Nards, Exploding Midget Clowns, Nuked Women, Ron Jeremy crabs, Robin having sex with Beast Boy, and other charming phrases. I looked at the Search Word Report today and noticed that the order read like a bad porn magazine. Here are the "popular" words people look for when they stumble on my site in the order of descending popularity:

Baragon Teens of Hentai versus Frankenstein and the Sex Stafire women!

Nuked Meatholes love Emo Porn!

Johny 5 a Wolfman?

Robin Nards in Pictures!

Head Injury Midget.

:blink blink:

God damn it, you people are weird.

-jared

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