I just opened a Video Sanctuary...

Old videotapes eventually die, their magnetic tape corroded beyond recognition. Also, they take up space. My videostore finally decided they needed to get rid of a bunch of videos to make room. Since I'm the local "bad movie guy" (it's good to be known for something, right?), they asked me dig through their crap and give it a home. Since I'm very poor, being friends with the video guys has always struck me as a smart move...and hell, people who have a career working in a independent video store are worth knowing in their own right. So check out the first two loads of videos:

That's not even a third of what's littering my flat right now. Diseased B-horror and science fiction films have taken over my apartment, in a blatant attempt to pull my attention away from bad comic books. So...are any of these films worth getting excited about? You tell me. A few from the list:

Jesse James meets Frankenstein's Daughter

Billy the Kid versus Dracula

Robinson Crusoe on Mars

Vampire Hookers

I bought a Vampire Motorcycle

Bloodsucking Pharoahs in Pittsburgh

Cannibal Hookers

Zombie Hooker GangBang (not porn, I swear)

Vampire Hookers

The Chainsaw Hooker Massacre (lots of Hookers in bad horror, it would seem)

Mom and Dad save the World

I was a Teenage Sex Alien

Pirhana Women and the Advocado Jungle of Death

Hercules in New York (starring Arnold "it's not a tumor" Governator)

....and so much more. (Over a hundred, in fact.) The rest are also equally great...but just don't have a title that's funny unto itself.

I'm happy. Just had to share the pain and joy.

-jared