Marvel Zombies?

2 things today:

1. The website will be updating almost daily once I get a buffer of work put together. Truth be told daily updates weren't as scary as I thought they'd be and, well, you guys seemed to dig it.

2.

Why the hell didn't someone tell me about Marvel Zombies sooner? For those of you not totally into comics (like me), apparently Marvel did a mini-series taking place in an alternate reality where all the heroes are zombies. So if you ever wanted to see Captain America eat human flesh, this is something you probably want to see. This discovery has totally thrown this week's article to the sidelines so I can share the pain, stupidity, and zombie awesomeness that is Marvel Zombies. While there are interesting things:

...like super-Emo Zombie Spiderman. There are also certain things that are, well, rather awful.

I don't care if I changed the text to make it overtly obscene. There's no way to look at that panel and not think zombie Hercules (which is funny/lame enough in it's own mythic way) isn't looking into the Incredible Hulk's Rectum. I'm sorry, but it's true.

Review and Zombie butt jokes to follow.

-jared