Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Slight Delay and Goofy Announcement...

Sorry for the delay guys. I decided to do an article on a very bad version of Phantom of the Opera and it mutated into an article on EVERY film version ever made (almost) of Phantom of the Opera. It should be up by tomorrow, I swear. When the Phantom of the Opera banner appears on the main page, you'll know it's up. I wanted to do something serious because I've been slacking on article since Halloween...and it got out of hand.
In the meantime, did you know that Head Injury Theater just celebrated it's 2nd or 3rd anniversary? 2 years of Art and 3 years of articles if you count the Angelfire.com days and ignore that weird update gap in the middle of 2004. Anniversaries always get me looking at the site statistics, something that you stop doing when you realize how much vanity is involved in that. Still, I was sort of shocked when I found out that we've had over 2 million unique visitors since January 2005. Seriously. Who are you people? Not that I have that many people regularly checking the site, but still....that's just stupid crazy and has to be wrong. What the hell, folks? How are you finding the site if I don't advertise it? It's the porn isn't it? It always comes down to porn. :sigh:
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So later this month we're going to have Head Injury Theater Reloaded. Anything that's been popular is getting revamped...be it the Emo Emu, Zombie Jesus, Ritalin Love, The Pirate Who Likes the Booty...all that crap that's old as hell and really needs to be redone. The old days were productive as hell, but there's some definite shame lurking in that archives, I assure you. So here's my question: What on the site do you want to see redone? Anything?
(Include a link to it if you're serious. I'm flattered that people think I can remember the name of every painting I've ever posted...but it's not true. Like, at ALL.)
-jared
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UPDATE: As promised, a day later, here's an article for you. Enjoy.

13 Comments:

Anonymous Meister said...

If you must know, I found the site via your Nuklearpower forum account.

9:49 AM  
Blogger Scarecrow said...

I found your site when I was looking up pictures of offensive cartoons!

Through one of the photos, I saw the link to your article about WW2 cartoons and it was so funnt that I told all my friends...and now you are STUCK WITH ME!

Besides, your site is genuinley entertaining and original, so I'm not suprised that you get that many visitors.

Maybe if you posted a guestbook thingy...or conformed and got a MySpace. (Ha! HA!)

BRING BACK ZOMBIE JESUS!!!

1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone had posted the emo emu pic on there myspace and it said headinjurytheater.com in the corner so I went here and now I'm a regular. Although I must say, your lack of updates lately is making Jesus cry.

3:34 PM  
Blogger Scarecrow said...

I think Jared updates enough... It's not like it's been months and months or anything, so I don't blame him for taking a break every now and then.

9:09 AM  
Blogger Adam said...

Updates are hard.

I'm uh. Doing a webcomic (ish) now where I draw stuff at work and then post it and make fun of stupid people.

Should be fun.

Keep it up, Jared. You're still cool.

Oh, check out the comic.

myspace.com/jgotspyscomic

11:52 AM  
Anonymous hulyen said...

I, like many people I'm sure, started coming over to this site from your Art Crashes on the KOL forums. :)

I think you should re-do my Danny Elfman on crack picture. :D I'll find a link if you need it. XD

3:41 PM  
Blogger Christine D said...

That is seriously the best article on the main Phantom movies I've ever read (although the 2004 film could have done with another couple of lines of skewering). Will be linking to it from all over the place.

6:06 PM  
Anonymous hulyen said...

I also think you should draw your rendition of The Codpiece. And by the way, the links from the Codpiece article point to your hard drive, not your web site. Might want to check that. :)

12:47 AM  
Anonymous hulyen said...

Oh...and I've been meaning to ask...do you play Urban Dead? XD I saw some of your art on their Wiki, and it totally sounds like a game you'd enjoy.

12:48 AM  
Blogger Jared said...

Actually, I'd LIKE to play Urban Dead, but I'm ALWAYS getting killed. Always.

When you terminally suck at a game, you end up playing it less. Sad, but true.
-jared

PS: This weekend I'll be sprucing up the article, because there's more to say about the Robert Englund and Lloyd Webber Phantoms. Also I need to add in the disclaimer saying that you should direct me to any awesome phantoms I've missed. I KNOW I didn't get them all, but I did get the major ones. I think.

7:40 AM  
Anonymous hulyen said...

lol, you should play Zombie first - it's so much easier. End your day in a group of them, and lvl up by killing other zombies.

4:10 PM  
Anonymous Jessica Menn said...

No, it's not the porn. It was that picture of Bones McCoy you drew for your "Night of the Lepus" review.

So, yeah, I'm not actually a horror-geek, I'm a sci-fi geek who harbors a bizarre and enduring love for Doctor McCoy, and will come to someone's website simply because they drew a picture about him.

And yet, despite our geek differences, I find your website intriguing. I read your article about all the Friday the 13th movies and enjoyed it eventhough I've never watched any of the actual movies.

10:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, someone posted your creepy racist cartoons article in scans_daily at LJ once and I've been checking the site's entertainment section regularly since then and am always surprised by what articles you pull up. ^^ And your art's pretty cool! -goes off to read the Phantom article-

And I went and watched Petshop of Horrors because of the funny article. xD

1:47 AM  

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