On Vacation! To See the Pope!

Sorry for the upcoming week of silence guys. On Monday night I'll upload with what I can before I catch my plane and do a grand tour (or as grand as you can get in 7 days) of Italy. I'm looking forward to it mostly because life has been CRAZY over the past week. That Opera I was working in (that used my art for the poster and all that) sucked up all my time so hopefully you guys can forgive me. March was supposed to be my "get my ass in gear" month, but I really got too busy to do much about that. I've got lots of stuff started but nothing good enough to declare as finished. So I thank you guys for humoring me and I'll be back on April 4th.
On the plus side this means that I CAN'T do anything stupid on my website for April Fool's Day. You know, because that's what everyone does if they run a website apparently.

Totally off topic, am I the only one who thinks that the following ad for a Dr. Strange comic is particularly foul?

Dump of Doom! Dump of Doom!
:sigh:
-jared

Tequila Clown Flashbacks...

If you've checked the site, you already know that I finally got around to doing another Art Crash of sorts. And while it took me a day to recover, I can still feel the effects of my exploits all around me. In fact, I'm obviously having Tequila Clown Flashbacks. Because only those would explain why I had THIS staring into my face when I checked my email this morning:

Thank you reality, for using synchronicity to further implant my new-found fear of clowns.

-jared

(By the way, lots of new stuff coming soon. I'm typing up the review of "Spawn: The Movie from Hell" right now as well as sorting out the Miniature Mayhem stuff. If you read this and want to help me playtest my new miniature game that requires no miniatures, send an email to ohgodtherats@aol.com. If you help me out, I'll even mail you some Art or a lock of my hair or something. Oh and before I forget, I also scanned in something else I found in the attic when I back home: A whole pile of my old paintings. Some of which were done when I was 4 years old. Usually these would be pathetic to share, but I think I was destined to end up being as screwed-up as I am from a very early age. You'll understand when you see how I drew myself back then. Hint: Special Education Helmet. Everytime.)

Edit: Man, I need to revamp the main page so I can post news on it like I used to. The other bit of news is that MY EMAIL HAS BEEN BROKEN for maybe the past month. Apparently the free account that came with my website can only handle so many letters before it quits without telling anyone. So if you've emailed me with something important over the past month, let me know. I had to resort my account, so I potentially lost a bunch of stuff.

Edit Edit: Guess what else I'm finally updating in the next month? Pornographic. Nightmare. Fuel. Finally.

March: The Month Jared Makes up for being a Slack Bitch.

Tequila Demons Return!

Wish me luck. This time, the theme is clowns. I start drinking and painting....in about 30 seconds. I'm already so frightened.
-jared

Edit: Expect the results to be up Monday morning, Eastern American time. Obviously I won't be able to scan them in and describe my horror today. Obviously.

Edit Edit: I really do hate tequila. Really I do.