German Ads....again.
It's been a little while since I've shared something like this, but I'll rectify that now.
Check out this flyer for my local pizza place:
If you don't know German, it's even better I think. The joke is a spelling one, sort of.
Still, it comes down to a stripper with a sheep in her hands. That's got to be worth something.
Also check this out:
Only in Germany will they sell MEAT with SOCKS. Well, that's probably not completely true, but sweet Jesus that's a strange pitch. I mean really...what's next? Cola and tampons or maybe cereal and laxatives?
Nevermind. I really don't like the mental image of random Germans filling their socks with meat. I'm going to run away now.
-jared
posted by Jared at 7:32 AM
5 Comments:
is that corn on that pizza?
Don't call that pizza, man...that's something else. Something horrid.
Bah, if they had any sense of humour they'd put lamb on that pizza. Then again they'd probably have to remove the stripper from the flier.
That is SO not pizza. Pizza should have meats and cheeses and possibly some pineapples if you swing that way. And be covered in grease. There should be no damned vegetables outside of onions, peppers, or olives. Filth and horror! Although the stripper isn't bad.
Had the flier in my own mailbox today. Not one pizza with lamb (strippers neither), although there is one with honey mustard sauce and tangerines, which I personally would like to file under "sin against nature." Also, thanks for making me crack up in front of the mailbox.
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