Jenny Craig is DOOMED
This was a 1st draft of a comic-type thing. It's not funny enough to actually get put on the site (if you can believe that) but the whole mess amuses me enough to force my hand into sharing it.
For the love of God, when I first heard about this I thought is was a joke. But no, A chocolate company really DID buy Jenny Craig. I'm sure on some level it has something to do with obesity awareness or something, but still. That's completely retarded if not a little evil.