A Tad Later....
Yay for Metric Time! The update wasn't as big as I'd hoped, but finally, an update!
New Art:
CLICK HERE, True Believer.
New Article:
Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker
(Be warned, you'll never look at Ken the same way ever again.)
Thanks for being patient guys. And Merry Christmas.
-Jared
"master of the vanishing eggnog trick"
New Art:
CLICK HERE, True Believer.
New Article:
Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker
(Be warned, you'll never look at Ken the same way ever again.)
Thanks for being patient guys. And Merry Christmas.
-Jared
"master of the vanishing eggnog trick"
posted by Jared at 7:17 PM
15 Comments:
Thanks for the article, Jared. Now I know what the heck Kwanzaa is all about.
(Which will no doubt confuse anyone who reads this before they read the article.)
Just the review hurt my brain, I don't think I would survive the real movie.
I did however pull out the MST3K DVD's last night and watched Santa Claus Conquers the Martians for my Christmas Feast. :)
We do read your articles; and we love the work that you do, Jared.
Just letting you know. :o)
We lurf you.
I am now on a mission to see all the SNDN flicks I haven't seen yet. Which equals "all but the first one".
Thank you.
And I finally know what Kwanzaa is. You, sir, make the world a better place.
by Gum that review was hilarious!
and that film is terrible!
but combined they make awesomesauce!
hooray!
P.S. My dad is called Pino (nickname for Giuseppe/Giuseppino) so that review totally freaked me out.
BUT NO MATTER!
You rock my tiny genitalia-less world.
Hey Jared, just letting you know that AMC is showing Piñata Survival Island right now.
It's really bad.
AMC, by the way, stands for "American Movie Classics", so, um, yeah.
Apparently your metric clock is broken Jared, as it's been two weeks since we've seen an update.
And I have several E-mails I would like answered. Pwease?
Never!
...said Jared. (Shamefully and as a joke.)
Seriously though, having some personal issues which is exactly why the website updates have been goofy as all hell. If I was emo, there'd be a lot of posts about it. As it is, I'm just looking like a slacker.
-Jared
(More to come)
Yay, you're back!
Also, have you heard of that movie "The Unborn"? It seems like something that you should review. I mean, any film who's plot reminds me of "The Mantiou" seems like definite review fodder.
No worries Jared, we'll be here patiently waiting for you to update at some future time when you are ready.
And by "patiently waiting" I mean "hitting refresh every two minutes and overloading your server".
'Cos that's how fanatical devotee's roll.
Go emo, at least it'd be something to read :)
Dear Jared,
Please come back.
Thanks,
From Anonymous.
Do you hate us?
Please come back...
Soon.
Please?
We're trying not to scare you and hope you feel better, man.
Good to see that you're still trying to devour kids, but why rip the skin off your head? Surely napkins aren't that hard to get hold of? :p
Love the new art and the new comic!
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