Happy Friday the 13th, Boys and Girls...
Man, I think I may just have to paint/post about the emo drama that's been getting me down just payback all the folks who have stuck around and keep sending me the most splendid of emails. But, that's for another day. Today? Today's a holiday not enough people celebrate. Even better, it happens again next month too. While the site will be updating with all the stuff I promised for Halloween by that time (yes, I have new articles on the way...hell, if you know my system of article organization you'll see the Dead Alive article has been almost done for months now), please enjoy some vintage Head Injury Theater.
Trivia Time: The first version of this website existed on Angelfire...and started way back in 2004. One of the first articles I wrote was about celebrating Friday the 13 right before Valentine's Day. While I'm embarrassed of the article now, I feel I almost have to share it.
EVERYTHING I LEARNED ABOUT LOVE I LEARNED ON FRIDAY THE 13TH.
So very shameful. If I'd thought of it earlier, I'd have a rewrite of that article ready for you now. Enjoy your holiday guys. Ladies, remember: We only buy you chocolate to make you fat enough so that no one else will have you. That way, You'll never leave.
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