Friday, September 25, 2009

Illustration Friday: Pattern Fun

Haven't done Illustration Friday for a while, so here goes, with hue-changing Photoshop Triplicate. Still working on secret corporate stuff, but figured a quick side thing couldn't hurt.

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Huttah. When I was a little kid I'd do a lot of paintings like this, but they often had bombs and skulls in the middle of them. The joys of classroom doodles revisited, I suppose.
-Jared

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Head Injury Theater Goes Back to 2003!

I said I'd do it for filler if need be and, well, here you go...for better or for worse.

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Click Here to see the horror.

Don't judge me.
Or start stalking Sara.
-Jared

PS:
And no, I won't put you in contact with Sara. Perverts.
Seriously, the article has only been up for 10 minutes and already I've got two "can I have her last name so I can find her on Facebook" emails. I'm proud of you guys. You work fast. You're creepy, but efficient, which is the best I can hope for, really.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

A Teaser...

Jet Lag is at an end and a horrible/wonderful realization has set upon me: I'm really, really busy. Seriously, I've got a lot of painting to do in a short period of time. It's awesome but the catch is: Since it's corporate work I can't share it. There will be something on the site next Wednesday, but I wanted to let you guys know that I'm not going on Hiatus or missing updates due to not caring. You know, because if it weren't for freaks like you I couldn't be doing what I'm doing. Which is awesome.

As a horrible reward/penance, I'll be uploading my terrible fetish photography that I did years and years ago that I swore I wouldn't ever share. There's something to be said about being the guy people go to when they want "artsy" smutty pictures. There's nothing pornographic, but it's hilarious what I did as the Grand Artiste of panty shots. Here's a tease, more next week (for better or for worse), taken during my "Pretentious Artist Helps Friends Become Suicide Girls" phase:
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"So...yeah. You put on high heels and lingerie and I'll...stand on top of you and throw Xmas lights at you. Huzzah, ART!"

I find it hilarious that despite going to film school, I suck at taking pictures.
-Jared

PS: Work or No Work, I do plan on making up for the fiasco that was last year's Halloween Failure. I'm not sure how exactly, but I did want to throw that out there.