Wednesday, May 07, 2008

She has Teeth, she knows how to use them.

Enjoy the review, guys. I'll give you an update about the hospital stuff on the site later, but for now I'm just happy to have uploaded a bit of art I'm proud of and to have spontaneously written a review of a film a bunch of you asked me just this week to review. (I'll get to more stuff off the list below very soon...Invitation to Hell is next followed by maybe Snakes on a Train. Maybe.)
The spontaneous review is of course Teeth, a film I watched for the first (and last, hopefully) time today. If you read all the way through it, know that I'm actually pretty serious about that bonus bit: I'd love to hear what any girls out there thought of the film because I'm certain it's a completely different experience. Since the film is, after all, a movie about a monster crotch that prevents rape by gnawing on men's junk. I'll refrain from talking about it in too much detail here...check out the article for my ramblings in their entirety.

Click HERE to Read about Teeth if you haven't already.

By the by: Art Crash is coming. I'll be taking requests again soon so if you've got something on your mind that you need to see in ink/paint, be ready to share.

Edit: Two things: First off, check out the end of the Grill Skills article. I finally got my interview with Bill. It was telling and implies there is something out there that's WORSE than Grill Skills. Click HERE.

Secondly, I was watching a terrible film (big surprise) that goes by the name of "The Adventures of Pluto Nash." While it's not the worst film out there, it is technically the film that lost the most money: It cost 100 Million and they only made 4. While I don't think it's bad enough for me to review (though any film that makes the Super Mario Brothers movie look good is a special flavor of terrible), I did sort of do a double-take when I saw one thing.
Hilary Clinton: President on the MOON. This film was made back in 2002, so jokes about Mrs. Clinton's presidency have been floating around for a while. Thought a few of you might find that Hilarious. I know I did.

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