Friday, December 12, 2008

Merry Xmas

I'll be quick:

I'm not dead. Problems are fixed. I'm psycho sad (wall smashing rage sadness) that I missed so many updates, but whatever. I'm back. I've been doing a lot of canvas work since we last chatted but now that things are finally up to speed, expect a big Holiday update. I'm talking all those Halloween Articles that were almost done (Dead Alive, Sleepaway Camp) and a few others (Silent Night Deadly Night 5, maybe Slayride, Satan Claus, or...errr....some weird Japanese killer Santa TV show). Thanks for sticking with me guys....and for all the tech help you've been giving me. That said, enjoy this picture of what Mannequins do when no one's around.
(and yes, this is a hint that the Pornographic Nightmare Fuel will be finally updated after 3 years of Hiatus. I have live-action tentacle doom, Tom Sizemore, and many many HORRIBLE things. If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's better that way. I'll have to hide it a little better and slap a warning label on it. Turns out in the past 3 years my audience has been getting progressively younger and younger. How can I tell? This year alone I had a dozen+ parents buy some of my stuff to put in their kid's nursery. :sigh: I really must be doing something wrong.)


It's good to be alive again. Stay tuned!


Blogger Dr Neo Lao said...

Yay! Good to see you back Jared!


There's LIVE ACTION tentacle ... doom stuff? Oh dear, I'm not sure weather to ask or run for the hills!

Don't stress too much about the missed updates, we all still love you.

From afar.

In a non-homo, non-stalker, non-psycho kind of way.

I'm, not doing a god job of reassuring you, am I?

2:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome back

7:26 AM  
Blogger Bookgal said...

Live action....

As an anime fan let me say I fear...I fear greatly....

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, next time I'll SEND you a new computer if I have to. This has been torture!

6:09 PM  
Blogger cynsanity said...

Glad to see you're back.

6:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad you finally found use for the photo I took!

5:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Horaay, you're not dead! I missed your commentary on abominations of cinema!

Hopefully you add the horrors I sent you to your list of Pornographic nightmare fuel. I've got a million more. Have you ever heard of The Magnificent Milkmaid or Chocolate Milkmaid (Which are, admittedly, kinda sexy, but also kinda creepy)? Have you ever heard the term futanari? If you said no to both of those, then you should be glad.

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel like a kid in a candy store your work and I will be back for more

Anita Marie

7:04 PM  
Blogger Thomas Fummo said...


thou hast return-ed!

10:19 AM  
Blogger E. Will said...

Hooray! Good to see you back!

I watched Popcorn a couple of weeks ago, by the way. What an entertaining little film that is. Looks like it was loads of fun to make!!

1:11 PM  
Blogger Scarecrobot said...

"Live Action tentacle"?

Surely you can't be talking about LA BLUE GIRL LIVE? (Lol!)

I knew you'd be back...

As always, I look forward to the updates.

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice to see your back on track.
I'm a big fan of your articles. :)

9:45 PM  

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