Jet Lag is at an end and a horrible/wonderful realization has set upon me: I'm really, really busy. Seriously, I've got a lot of painting to do in a short period of time. It's awesome but the catch is: Since it's corporate work I can't share it. There will be something on the site next Wednesday, but I wanted to let you guys know that I'm not going on Hiatus or missing updates due to not caring. You know, because if it weren't for freaks like you I couldn't be doing what I'm doing. Which is awesome.
As a horrible reward/penance, I'll be uploading my terrible fetish photography that I did years and years ago that I swore I wouldn't ever share. There's something to be said about being the guy people go to when they want "artsy" smutty pictures. There's nothing pornographic, but it's hilarious what I did as the Grand Artiste of panty shots. Here's a tease, more next week (for better or for worse), taken during my "Pretentious Artist Helps Friends Become Suicide Girls" phase:
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"So...yeah. You put on high heels and lingerie and I'll...stand on top of you and throw Xmas lights at you. Huzzah, ART!"
I find it hilarious that despite going to film school, I suck at taking pictures.
-Jared
PS: Work or No Work, I do plan on making up for the fiasco that was last year's Halloween Failure. I'm not sure how exactly, but I did want to throw that out there.