Lost Shadows

Just in case you live in Berlin and are into weird experimental-type things, some of my paintings are going to be part of an installation at this year's Lost Shadows festival here in town.

http://www.lost-shadows.net/

-jared

Let this Never become a Meme....

Dear God, Adam. Why?

Take a look at the other ones the lad's done.

http://www.adamholwerda.com/cartoonviolence/2006/11/adam-cant-blog.html

You too can join the fun and prove you have no decency.

If you didn't read the Marvel Zombies article, just click below to get your very own template for "What Zombie Hercules says while looking deeply into the Zombie Incredible Hulk's HOLE."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/OhGodtheRats/mzombhulkholeblank.jpg

Oh and as for birthdays:

The post man totally lost my gifts (an iPod amongst other things) but that you everyone who made me feel totally like a whiny bitch for bringing it up....because you guys were far too nice. The birthday Boobs made up for it though. Oh and if you know me, you already know that whenever I throw a party I spend 3 minutes before to throw together a weird sign to confuse the neighbors and guests who haven't been to my house before. This was this year's party art:

I don't know either.

-jared

"who neglects the blog now that the site updates more often"

(By the by, Marvel Zombies are awesome and here's the link anyway:

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article68.htm

Marvel Zombies?

2 things today:

1. The website will be updating almost daily once I get a buffer of work put together. Truth be told daily updates weren't as scary as I thought they'd be and, well, you guys seemed to dig it.

2.

Why the hell didn't someone tell me about Marvel Zombies sooner? For those of you not totally into comics (like me), apparently Marvel did a mini-series taking place in an alternate reality where all the heroes are zombies. So if you ever wanted to see Captain America eat human flesh, this is something you probably want to see. This discovery has totally thrown this week's article to the sidelines so I can share the pain, stupidity, and zombie awesomeness that is Marvel Zombies. While there are interesting things:

...like super-Emo Zombie Spiderman. There are also certain things that are, well, rather awful.

I don't care if I changed the text to make it overtly obscene. There's no way to look at that panel and not think zombie Hercules (which is funny/lame enough in it's own mythic way) isn't looking into the Incredible Hulk's Rectum. I'm sorry, but it's true.

Review and Zombie butt jokes to follow.

-jared